Implementing any kind of mechanical glove into your favorite pastimes has traditionally led to disastrous results—we’re lookin’ at you, Power Glove—but we found something that’s just too good to ignore.
Think of The Glov like this: imagine if RoboCop or Terminator had an arm attachment specifically for masturbation. Got it? There you go.
So here’s how you do it. Have your girlfriend/significant other/Blendr match slip the glove over their “good” hand…that is, the hand that rocks the cradle—with masturbation.
A finger bracket allows the user to attach an array of sex toys on the inside of the hand. The user then flexes their fingers, allowing for a more natural experience—despite the huge, unnatural pink sex glove on their body.
The Glov eliminates the need to hold a sex toy with one’s hand by making it part of the hand—incorporate precision control, electro-magnetic charging, and a panel on the back that controls the vibration speed and you’ve got a damn good reason to never leave bed again.
Glovin founder, Steve Scrase, puts it simply: “With the invention of the rubber wheel, wooden wheels were quickly replaced. We feel The Glov will do the same thing for sex toys. Why would you want a wooden wheel if you can have a faster, more exciting rubber one?”
Good call, Steve-o. People, stop masturbating with wooden wheels.