If you’ve ever wished that your sex life included more bacon, Boink N’ Oink has you covered.
The bacon-flavored lube (slogan: Get Hog Wet & Wild™!) supposedly brings the salty, fatty taste of bacon to the bedroom without any kind of gross aftertaste.
The Boink N’ Oink website advertises its product as sugar-free, colorless, non-staining, latex friendly and kosher. Hold on, kosher?